
Now say it with a Statement T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature No fancy graphics, no silly pictures or extra words. Just hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Asshole? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash? we have them all for only $16.99 each. How about a t-shirt that says ?Viagra is ecstasy for your dick?? Our short sleeve t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. Available in sizes small thru X-Large. Perfect for parties, concert events or just about anywhere. Makes a great gift!
16.99 USD
There?s no need to fear... your boner is always near. The Viag-Ring is always on hand and ready for action. When duty calls, you?re soldier will be cocked and loaded with the ammo needed to go deep into battle. Even a limp-dick numb-rod like you can be prepared for the improbable. Great for aspirin too ( it?s just not as funny ). Pills are NOT included. Black plactic ring with clear cover/cap imprinted with "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: BREAK GLASS". Not to worry, you don't actually have to break the glass to get the viagra out, The lid comes off and snaps back on. This is a great item and makes a great conversation.
2.99 USD
Announcing a major new comic talent -- from dancing in S+M clubs to snorting Viagra, a brilliant, unflinching, and uproaurious set of stories from the edge of sex. It all starts when "Lolita," Jayson Gallaway's nineteen-year-old girlfriend, delays their connubial bliss by deciding to alphabetize their CD collection. Little does she know, however, that Gallaway has recently ingested Viagra to see what happens. Well, the entire city of San Francisco can see what's happened -- for God's sake, it's hard to miss. But by the time the CDs have been arranged, the light of morning isn't the only thing that's soft. So Gallaway does what any self-respecting lover would do: He crushes the last little blue pill and snorts it. Though it "burns like nothing I've ever snorted in my life," the moment of madness leads to " a physical congress that is indeed the stuff of legend." And so begins Jayson Gallaway's hilarious ride around his libido, a titillating, tumultuous, and downright funny trek with stops on the TV show 20/20, quality time with the San Francisco fire department and their metal cutter, at Burning Man, and in a slew of sex and S+M clubs. By the time we reach his attempt to donate sperm (for financial gain, you understand), we're almost expecting his mom to call. And then she does so, right in the mid-tug. "Be a good boy and God Bless," she says, before hanging up. With unmatched candor and an eye for side-splitting one-liners, Jayson Gallaway proves himself to be a sort of David Sedaris of the bedroom. Diary of a Viagra Fiend is a stupendously funny debut from a passionately outspoken humorist.
9.99 USD
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